May 2013
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themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
January 2013
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balkan-thug:
egyptiansoapbox:
Cultures that endorse modesty and cultures that endorse hypersexualization are the *same* thing. Both define female sexuality by how it relates to the male gaze. In both cases the female body exists as an ornament either to be kept carefully hidden or put on display. Neither is an empowering feminist achievement.
Thank you.
colinmorgay:
bUT IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it wAS YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
I REALLY FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didnt I MY Dear
December 2012
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November 2012
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budapestbarton:
“I love Doctor Who.”
“But I absolutely hate Martha as a companion.”
August 2011
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That feeling when you're TALLER than someone OLDER...
would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:
ficklefal:
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME BECAUSE I AM A MIGET.
I am 5 feet tall and this sometimes happens to me… usually with my Asian friend’s moms…
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We all have cycles, we all come to a certain point where we feel everything’s...
– Cat Stevens (via stevens-cat)
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I look through the blog of everyone who...
Just to see if maybe we’re secret bffs.
And sometimes I’m like
And other times I’m like
guise… some of you creep me out
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celestialallegorist asked: He's like chocolate and frosting and cake.
He's like the eggs and the milk in the heart of the pan.
He's fresh and delicious. He bakes at the center of time and can see the turn of the electric mixer.
And...he's wonderful.
He's like the eggs and the milk in the heart of the pan.
He's fresh and delicious. He bakes at the center of time and can see the turn of the electric mixer.
And...he's wonderful.
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I need to stop licking my fingers to get mystery substances off of them.
This time it was acne medication. Previous instances have included deodorant, dish washer detergent, and trace amounts of bleach….