The Sun Shines For You

That feeling when you’re TALLER than someone OLDER than you.

would-you-like-a-jelly-baby:

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THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME BECAUSE I AM A MIGET. 

I am 5 feet tall and this sometimes happens to me… usually with my Asian friend’s moms…

We all have cycles, we all come to a certain point where we feel everything’s falling apart, when in fact it’s just the earth being torn up ready for the next seed. When that happens to me, I have to get up and do something, anything, the most menial job, the better, because the more you put yourself on a pedestal the harder you fall.
Cat Stevens (via stevens-cat)

I don’t know if you’ve ever been inside somebody while that person is giggling. Oh my god. What a feeling. It’s unbelievable. It’s like your dick is getting a handshake off Michael J. Fox in a hurricane.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been inside somebody while that person is giggling. Oh my god. What a feeling. It’s unbelievable. It’s like your dick is getting a handshake off Michael J. Fox in a hurricane.